Ask The Missus

The bourgeois asked me this morning as she left for her 12 quarter hour, could I discard vacuum the living room before she went home. "So, never one to please, that I did. But oh no, now I'm in the dog house to break his new Dyson and ornament stupid (which, apparently, I never liked anyway), she knew her mother.-Am I missing something here, it seems you can not do evil for good?

She had a bloody cheek asking why did she not, what is wrong with it do when she gets home from his 12 hours Workstation lazy ******, I suggest you make it sleep in the Garden tonight, just to curb his insolence.

Yes of course she has a laugh - Do what you said and accidents happen. Attach ornaments and do not do any more cleaning Hun

Have you seen that Tumbleweed go?

Well, you know what to do next time she asks you to throw his glass at her.

Well she managed to do the vacuuming for years before without breaking anything ... men!

Just count your blessings when she is in a good mood and be silent when she is on a rampage. You try your best, just leave.

Well, yes, it is very difficult to break a Dyson, and spare parts are cheaper. All you have to do is push ... pull ... push ... pull ... How did you manage to do this wrong?

Is not it the truth!

She will recover. It's not like you've been entertaining other women.

Just buy him a new belt and bag, she can do it yourself then!

I do not think she meant to throw you literally vacuum around the place. D'oh!

I love you your so funny your wife is a happy woman!

I know the feeling, been there before reading the book I bought the T-shirt

How did you break the Dyson? for your most probable. Well 12 hours you can spend the time to repair. I think laughter is not what it will do.

Welcome in the wonderful world of women! It's the same thing with my wife, she is always nagging me cut the grass and when I do, it just came out and told me how I did it wrong! My reaction is always the same: "If you know how it is done well, do it yourself?"

good job, it does not ask you to tip the driver dump and f ** k the rest! You would have literally done what she said then?

Tell him to stay at his mother, ungrateful cow!

Oh yes ... average dogging gays - i Guy.
Sounds like your missus was every reason to believe that you're a git.

I think you should buy him some shoes.

Andy Capp is this??

haha

Do not complain, chances are it will ask you to do any housework, never again!

hehe your funny, I hope u dont get into too much trouble! men ey ...

Well, she will not ask you to give a lick of fresh paint or put clothes on or even tell you to relax and put the TV on you should be ruined by the time she returned to the house. Anyway you go to relax the kettle on and see how hot under the collar, you can get while you wait for your wife to come in the door !!!!!!!! The least she can do is make you a cup of tea after the day you've had.

my mother is exactly the same thing with my dad lol

ha ha ... your lucky my missus .. asked me to do laundry and hang it on the east .... fine .. wash but my blood from freezing * cks ...