Children's Birkenstocks

So true:) right?

Everybody hates the cops.

You live next to Mexicans.

You say "like" and "certainly" and "dude" and "totally" and peace "and" cold "and" tight "and" bro "and" sick "and" Hella "(Nor Cal only) and "Stoked" and you say often.

You know what that taste like real cheese.

You do not get the snow off because theres only snowday Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You can wear sandals all year.

You go to the beach - not "on the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

3rd year of teaching your child has purple hair, a nose-ring, and is named Flower.

You cut someone off, you get the horn and the finger and high-speed chase.

Our governor can kick your governors ass.

You can leave at midnight.

You get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state.

No stops at stop signs ... we roll "California"
No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

You see an In-N-Out (Arizona and Las Vegas are lucky we share with them).

You call it soda, not pop.

You were born elsewhere.

Your sense of direction = toward the ocean and the ocean.

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bulletproof windows.

Your monthly payments exceed the home of your annual income.

You can not find your other earring because your son / brother is wearing it.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

More than clothes come out of closets.

You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.

More money was spent on facelifts than on diapers.

Smoking in your office is not an option.

You shorts and a T-shirt for skiing in the snow, and a sweater and a wetsuit for the beach.

When you can not schedule a meeting because it must "do lunch."

Your children learn to walk in Birkenstocks.

All roads in the state said "no fruits."

All roads in the state say: "Go back."

The Terminator is your governor.

It's just sprinkling rain and there is a report on every news station: "Storm Watch

What you get these jokes and forward them to other friends from California.

You make over $ 300,000 and still can not afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

You do not care what race people are because you're too busy wondering what kind they are.

You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.

It's just sprinkling rain outside, to leave for work an hour earlier to avoid weather-related accidents.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit to stop any broadcast TV.

Gas costs $ 1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

Unlike back home, the guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney George Clooney.

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

The symbols on the toilet means normal "people wearing pants" and "people wearing skirts".

You and your dog have therapists.

You pass a primary school per